This could be one of the reasons I'm single....

Last night after finishing three wonderful renditions of Torn, Summer Nights, and Piano Man at Karaoke I went to a friend's place for his Birthday and what I was told was a "dance party".

I get there and my two friends who live at the apartment are passed out/very near passing out. There was one other person there that I didn't know, so being the friendly person that I am, I go up and introduce myself.

His Response: I already know. We went on a date about a year ago. Remember?

I instantly remembered said date, but still have no idea what his name is.

FML,

Ally